Get Your Freak On with Jesus!
Alrighty then! Looking for something to spice up your attractive quotient? Tired of all the “secular scents”? Tired of being crucified by all the hot chicks at the bar, having to endure the pain and agony of rejection? Want to really get nailed tonight? Are you ready to put the holy spirit to work, making you irresistable to the opposite sex? Well, there IS a solution… and yes, this is apparently real. Jesus to the rescue!
Jesus loves you, this I know…cause his stinky tells me so!